my potions are too strong for you, traveller
you can’t handle my potions. they’re too strong for you
my strongest potions will kill you traveller. you cannot handle my strongest potions. you’d better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS.
luke, 22, he/him
legacy tumblr user. freakazoid & silly goose. also a secret third thing. In a perfect World, Men like me would not Exist. but This is not a Perfect world.
my potions are too strong for you, traveller
you can’t handle my potions. they’re too strong for you
my strongest potions will kill you traveller. you cannot handle my strongest potions. you’d better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS.
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
he looks like a 10 year old with a terminal disease trying to stay positive
(via 3000s)
These sidequests are getting weird.
Yours smoking crack rock if you think that twink fucks poon
Please refrain from quoting Ayn Rand on my Zelda posts.
(via momnaya)
It makes me so sad that this doesn’t have any sound
That’s just how electric car engines are.
How do you get into it though
This is the question all tesla owners must struggle with.
You’d need a ladder to get in. But the wheels are blocking the doors 🤔
That’s a safety feature to prevent anyone from endangering themselves by driving a tesla.
(via crtter)
i’m so happy people think this is a funny thing to say about this picture because i’ve had like 6 different copies of this thing saved to my phone gallery for over a year and every time i see it i save it again and send it to all my friends and ask if they want to fuck it with me and no one ever replies, but i think about fucking it every time i see it. i’m so bored. let’s just fuck this thing dude
(via logarto)
There’s this girl that comes to my job that looks just like communismkills first time I saw her i almost threw a tool at her
You know damn well I don’t leave the house
(via unclefather)
neeeeeed to get a dui with her and then go to court together all fucked up off lemon drops